HOW DO I BECOME AN ...
A colorful step-by-step guide
STEP 1. Check if you're eligible.
Are you a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious linguist in your field?
If not, better cross your fingers because the board's going to be really selective with this one.
STEP 2. If you're a distinguished linguist who has contributed a lot. Like, a lot to the field, hope that you win the board's favor. If not, hope for the best.